Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

You'll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.

I can read in red. I can read in blue. I can read in pickle color too.

We've taught you that the earth is round, That red and white make pink, And something else that matters more - We've taught you how to think.

You can find magic wherever you look. Sit back and relax, all you need is a book.

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z.

Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.