Adults are obsolete children.

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!

I don't like audiences, I prefer my mistakes in private.

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.