When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.

The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!

Think! Think and wonder. Wonder and think. How much water can 55 elephants drink?

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

Be yourself and the people that don't mind are the people that matter.

Adults are obsolete children.

We've taught you that the earth is round, That red and white make pink, And something else that matters more - We've taught you how to think.