When you think things are bad, when you feel sour and blue, when you start to get mad... you should do what I do! Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! Some people are much more... oh, ever so much more... oh, muchly much-much more unlucky than you!

I learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some from behind.

Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance To escape from the perilous pants eating plants But your pants are safe, you’re a fortunate guy You ought to be shouting how lucky am I

When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.