Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

Not here not there not anywhere!

I am lucky to be what I am! Thank goodness I'm not just a clam, or a ham, or a dusty jar of sour gooseberry jam! I am what I am - that's a great thing to be!

You'll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.

Unslumping yourself is not easily done.

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!