unless someone like you comes around, things will never change.

The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!

If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day

If I went in debt a million dollars every time I committed genocide, I'd be our economy.

When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.