ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!
Reading can take you places you have never been before.
Oh, the things you can find if you don't stay behind!
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.
It's opener, out there, in the wide, open air.
Oh, what a day. I will make it a holiday.