Nothing is going to change, unless someone does something soon
When at last we are sure, You've been properly pilled, Then a few paper forms, Must be properly filled. So that you and your heirs, May be properly billed.
Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're real quite lucky.
Unslumping yourself is not easily done.
My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up!
The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!