Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day

I look at the world through the wrong end of a telescope.

I speak for the trees!

You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places and people you're lucky you're not!

We've taught you that the earth is round, That red and white make pink, And something else that matters more - We've taught you how to think.

My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up!