Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.

How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!

And the turtles, of course...all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.

Out there things can happen, and frequently do, To people as brainy and footsy as you. And when things start to happen, don't worry, don't stew. Just go right along, you'll start happening too!