From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.

Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call.

You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.

It's a troublesome world. All the people who are in it are troubled with troubles almost every minute. You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you're lucky you're not.

There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.