Oh, the places you will go.

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!

The news just came in from the County of Keck That a very small bug by the name of Van Vleck Is yawning so wide you can look down his neck. This may not seem very important, I know, but it Is, so I'm bothering telling you so.

Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.

I am lucky to be what I am! Thank goodness I'm not just a clam, or a ham, or a dusty jar of sour gooseberry jam! I am what I am - that's a great thing to be!

ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!