I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold.

Fame you'll be famous, as famous as can be, with everyone watching you win on TV, Except when they don't because sometimes they won't.

Adults are just outdated children.

Writing for children is murder. A chapter has to be boiled down to a paragraph. Every word has to count.

When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.

Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing.