Words and pictures are yin and yang. Married, they produce a progeny more interesting than either parent.

Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind maker-upper to make up his mind

Ninety percent of the children’s books patronize the child and say there’s a difference between you and me, so you listen to this story. I, for some reason or another, don’t do that. I treat the child as an equal.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

Adults are only obsolete children.