He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not.

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

A kid is a guy I never wrote down to. He's interested in what I say if I make it interesting.

The Lorax: Which way does a tree fall? The Once-ler: Uh, down? The Lorax: A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean.

I still climb Mount Everest just as often as I used to. I play polo just as often as I used to. But to walk down to the hardware store I find a little bit more difficult

Thank goodness for all the things you are not, thank goodness you're not something someone forgot, and left all alone in some punkerish place, like a rusty tin coat hanger hanging in space.

The storm starts, when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping.