Children's reading and children's thinking are the rock-bottom base upon which this country will rise.
I tend to basically exaggerate in life, and in writing, it's fine to exaggerate. I really enjoy overstating for the purpose of getting a laugh. For another thing, writing is easier than digging ditches. Well, actually, that's an exaggeration. It isn't.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Look at life through the wrong end of the telescope.
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance To escape from the perilous pants eating plants But your pants are safe, you’re a fortunate guy You ought to be shouting how lucky am I