You have to be odd to be number one.

Look at life through the wrong end of the telescope.

You can't build a substantial V out of turtles!

A Wasn’t just isn't. He just isn't present. But you… You ARE YOU! And, now isn't that pleasant!

Children's reading and children's thinking are the rock-bottom base upon which this country will rise.

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.

I get all my ideas in Switzerland near the Forka Pass. There is a little town called Gletch, and two thousand feet up above Gletch there is a smaller hamlet called Über Gletch. I go there on the fourth of August every summer to get my cuckoo clock fixed. While the cuckoo is in the hospital, I wander around and talk to the people in the streets. They are very strange people, and I get my ideas from them.