I still climb Mount Everest just as often as I used to. I play polo just as often as I used to. But to walk down to the hardware store I find a little bit more difficult

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

When you're in a Slump, you're not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.

Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care. Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air.

Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not.

I tend to basically exaggerate in life, and in writing, it's fine to exaggerate. I really enjoy overstating for the purpose of getting a laugh. For another thing, writing is easier than digging ditches. Well, actually, that's an exaggeration. It isn't.