I look at the world through the wrong end of a telescope.

You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]

Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.

He took the Who’s feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash.

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age.

A life is a life no matter how small

You can't dribble on bow ties.