Oh, the things you can find if you don't stay behind!

You are you. Now, isn't that unpleasant?

You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room.

I look at the world through the wrong end of a telescope.

A kid is a guy I never wrote down to. He's interested in what I say if I make it interesting.

My uncle ordered popovers from the restaurant's bill of fare. And, when they were served, he regarded them with a penetrating stare. Then he spoke great words of wisdom as he sat there on that chair: "To eat these things," said my uncle, "You must exercise great care. You may swallow down what's solid, but you must spit out the air!" And as you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air. And be careful what you swallow.

Cat, you ruined mom's dress!" "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.