Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any

Look at life through the wrong end of the telescope.

I still climb Mount Everest just as often as I used to. I play polo just as often as I used to. But to walk down to the hardware store I find a little bit more difficult

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!

I tend to basically exaggerate in life, and in writing, it's fine to exaggerate. I really enjoy overstating for the purpose of getting a laugh. For another thing, writing is easier than digging ditches. Well, actually, that's an exaggeration. It isn't.

Sometimes you will never know the value of something,until it becomes a memory.

Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!