Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance To escape from the perilous pants eating plants But your pants are safe, you’re a fortunate guy You ought to be shouting how lucky am I

You have to be odd to be number one.

A life is a life no matter how small

It has often been said there’s so much to be read, you never can cram all those words in your head.

My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold.

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.