Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.

He took the Who’s feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash.

If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.

A person's a person, no matter how small.

I don't like audiences, I prefer my mistakes in private.

I still climb Mount Everest just as often as I used to. I play polo just as often as I used to. But to walk down to the hardware store I find a little bit more difficult

Everything stinks till it’s finished.