Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.

The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!

Try them, try them, and you may! Try them and you may, I say.

I speak for the trees!

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

When you think things are bad, when you feel sour and blue, when you start to get mad... you should do what I do! Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! Some people are much more... oh, ever so much more... oh, muchly much-much more unlucky than you!

Being crazy isn't enough.