They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call.

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.

I meant no harm I most truly did not, but I had to grow bigger so bigger I got. I biggered my factory, I biggered my roads, I biggered the wagons, I biggered the loads, of the Thneeds I shipped out I was shipping them forth from the South, to the East, to the West. To the North, I went right on biggering selling more thneeds. And I biggered my money which everyone needs.

Adults are only obsolete children.

Teeth are always in style.