There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I've got to see my friends cos I'm too content being by myself.

A fish may love a bird, but where would they live?

I'm sure wine snobs look at me and think, how dare you.

I hate women who say they can eat whatever they want, because I don't relate to that at all. It isn't fair! I absolutely live for food.

I love writing, directing and photography; if I could figure out a way to put the three things together, that's what I would love to do.

Great dad. Yeah, he would ask me for money on birthdays and, you know, inappropriate times. And I just wrote him off like, 'You're not a father.' I just learned you cannot emotionally invest in people who are not attainable.

From my perspective, there's no reason to be afraid of aging, because if you age, you're lucky! The alternative is death.