In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.
My old geometry teacher called me and he was like yo man you need to start wearing a shirt. You're ruining my marriage.
I love animals and plants and sometimes even people.
When you lose what you love remember to stay strong. Look out the window and remember life goes on.
I turn my girl on like fifty shades of grey.
A soul living in tune with its internal purpose is bound to create utter magic.