My old geometry teacher called me and he was like yo man you need to start wearing a shirt. You're ruining my marriage.
I turn my girl on like fifty shades of grey.
I think noogies can be effective if done at the right time and place.
That's like the fourth time I've been called a women in this past hour. It's really starting to boost my self-esteem.
A soul living in tune with its internal purpose is bound to create utter magic.
Love is priceless. And all I really want is a good night kiss. So if tears were diamonds, more valuable gold, then a fortune in the corners of my eyes I would hold.