Death is the only thing keeping us in line.

I know I still had to take money from my parents, because no one can afford to live in Manhattan, not even the rich people.

I had to be happy with the process of writing.Each step you take is more rewarding than the one before.

I posted some story about the Arizona State baseball coach getting into a fight with an autograph hound, and it was a disastrous thing. The guy rescinded his story. It proved to me that I'm not cut out to be a proper journalist. I'm much better sitting around and making fun of journalists and telling them what terrible journalists they are than being an actual journalist.

When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands out head and shoulders above the rest of her booger-eating friends.

Death is the only thing keeping us in line.

It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.