There's people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they're going to be successes. I've had two or three stalkers in my life

Kids these days don't know as much about music as they think they do

You see people who are 19 or 20 years old and they don't even know who The Who is. It's like, where have you been? Justin Timberlake? C'mon. Where are the roots?

I don't think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess.

I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

Know your job and don't fake it. It looks easy, but the ones that make it look easy know what the hell they're doing. They may tell you around the dining room table that you're funny and you should be an actor, but until you challenge yourself by getting on a stage or in front of a camera, that's when your knowledge of the craft separates you from the pretenders.