Stand-up in general is the most raw form of entertainment. There is no pyrotechnics or back-up dancers, it's just live and die by your jokes, that's it.

You see people who are 19 or 20 years old and they don't even know who The Who is. It's like, where have you been? Justin Timberlake? C'mon. Where are the roots?

I really pay attention to the bass in the music I listen to, and that's what I tend to write toward.

If I ever went, I'd want to go peacefully in my sleep. I wouldn't want to plan my own death.

I don't think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess.

I've been in this business so long, it just doesn't faze me. I know what's going to happen before it happens.

I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.