Stand-up in general is the most raw form of entertainment. There is no pyrotechnics or back-up dancers, it's just live and die by your jokes, that's it.

Usually people in the acting business end up both in front of and behind the camera. Working for so long in the business, I know how it works. It's not too much of a challenge; the challenge is making it all come together, being in charge of a huge team of people that you trust.

There's people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they're going to be successes. I've had two or three stalkers in my life

It pisses me off, people are idiots, but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots. That's why we'll never have flying cars. People don't know how to drive

There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they're going to get all this money from you

If we could sell 100,000 units every album, that would rock. We'd have a big cult following, we'd have a built-in fanbase so we could pretty much play anywhere, people would show up and rock out

These days, everyone is a writer, producer and movie star. You post something on the web, get enough hits, and suddenly you have TV show.