These days, everyone is a writer, producer and movie star. You post something on the web, get enough hits, and suddenly you have TV show.

There's people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they're going to be successes. I've had two or three stalkers in my life

I've been in this business so long, it just doesn't faze me. I know what's going to happen before it happens.

I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.

I don't see many people with longevity anymore. Everything was harder when I started, and you had to take acting lessons, do theater parts, work on connections and then get lucky. The technology is good, but it's also a hindrance for longevity.

Stand-up in general is the most raw form of entertainment. There is no pyrotechnics or back-up dancers, it's just live and die by your jokes, that's it.

I've been blessed to have done different roles, but I don't think people see me as funny.