You see people who are 19 or 20 years old and they don't even know who The Who is. It's like, where have you been? Justin Timberlake? C'mon. Where are the roots?

You've got Corey Feldman doing his thing, and the problem is, they're trying to be pop stars. You can't compare Salty to any of the other actors out there playing music

Kids these days don't know as much about music as they think they do

I've been in this business so long, it just doesn't faze me. I know what's going to happen before it happens.

I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.

I've been blessed to have done different roles, but I don't think people see me as funny.

Stand-up in general is the most raw form of entertainment. There is no pyrotechnics or back-up dancers, it's just live and die by your jokes, that's it.