Lightbulbs die, my sweet. I will depart.

God knows I've done enough crap in my life to grow a few flowers.

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

I think one of the things you have to be aware of as an actor is that if you come on the set and see the director standing there mouthing all the words while a scene is going on, that's usually a very bad sign because it means the director has already shot the scene in his head. He knows exactly the rhythm and the nuances that he wants delivered in the line and you're not going to dissuade him.

Canada is like a nice family living over a biker bar . . . They keep telling the downstairs neighbors to keep down the noise, people are trying to sleep.

Many actors want to play Hamlet and Macbeth. Ever since I became an actor, from the very beginning I just wanted to play a Shetland pony. I cannot explain why

Euthanasia is legal in Hollywood. They just kill the film if it doesn't succeed immediately.