Somehow I think it was declared very early on that I was the - if not the black sheep of the family, not a very good student.

Euthanasia is legal in Hollywood. They just kill the film if it doesn't succeed immediately.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

I lived below the official American poverty line until I was 31.

So when I told my parents I wanted to go into acting because I was flunking out of my first year of junior college, they were relieved that I had picked something other than joining the army. But I can't imagine how they had high hopes for me.

I hope to God I don't win an Oscar tomorrow night. It would really depress me if I did. I really don't deserve it. It wasn't that important a part anyhow.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?