Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom.

My wife always says that I will be stuck with this forever: I am the difficult one. With Jack Nicholson they always said it was drugs. Warren Beatty is supposed to have screwed everything that jumped off the curve. I'll tell you, in reality a few of us had as many girls as Warren.

If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. Dickens wasn't that nice a guy.

There's too many interesting women I have…not had the experience to know in this life because I have been brainwashed.

I knew I finally made it as a performer when I began hearing rumors that I was gay.

Next to that kid, we all look like onions.

I love working, I'd be dead if I hadn't found myself as an actor I didn't have to be successful.