I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but not hell.

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast-feed.

The better you are as a parent, the richer the nest you've built, the more difficult it is for your kids to leave. So they have to invent things to dislike about you. And they're brilliant at it.

I got into acting so that I could meet girls. Pretty girls came later. First, I wanted to start off with someone with two legs, who'd smile at me and look soft.

We're all a little nit autistic.

For me as an American, the most painful aspect of this is that I believe that administration has taken the events of 9/11 and has manipulated the grief of the country and I think that's reprehensible.

It's true what they say about failure. You don't learn from success.