I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous.

A lot of people say I'm bent, and I've heard it so many times that I've almost learned to accept it.

My sexuality has never been a problem to me but I think it has been for other people.

My affections are easily swayed and I can be very unfaithful.

I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming!

Whatever your personal political feelings are, if you become involved in them publicly you're bound to come out the loser.

I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.