I'm the most misunderstood, misquoted person I know, honestly.
Sometimes the ladies involved give too much of themselves, sometimes not enough.
My affections are easily swayed and I can be very unfaithful.
Whatever your personal political feelings are, if you become involved in them publicly you're bound to come out the loser.
My sexuality has never been a problem to me but I think it has been for other people.
I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous.