A lot of people say I'm bent, and I've heard it so many times that I've almost learned to accept it.
It's marvellous to be popular, but foolish to think it will last.
I try to be as unsexy as possible.
My affections are easily swayed and I can be very unfaithful.
You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand. You don't have to stay for ever, I will understand.
I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous.