I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.
Sometimes the ladies involved give too much of themselves, sometimes not enough.
I burp like everyone else and I'm promiscuous.
I'm the most misunderstood, misquoted person I know, honestly.
My affections are easily swayed and I can be very unfaithful.
It's marvellous to be popular, but foolish to think it will last.