I love making people laugh and feel good, and that's awesome and special for me to be able to do that, but there really is nothing like kicking ass whether it's on a major scale, or whether it's in more of a dramatic fashion. Being physical and taking care of business the old-fashioned way is something that I love doing.

I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

My philosophy is, it's always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don't mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I'd like you to laugh with me occasionally, too.

You will go one on one with the Great One!

I want someone who can trust that my big hands are going to take care of them.

Being a true bad ass has no weight or gender requirement - just 100% commitment to greatness.

You don't need directions, just point yourself to the top and go!