I love making people laugh and feel good, and that's awesome and special for me to be able to do that, but there really is nothing like kicking ass whether it's on a major scale, or whether it's in more of a dramatic fashion. Being physical and taking care of business the old-fashioned way is something that I love doing.

One hard day of work proves you have heart. But day after day is what proves you have maturity and commitment.

It's what I've learned over the years that has pushed me beyond limits.

Right now the best way that I can impact the world is through entertainment. One day, and that day will come, I can impact the world through politics. The great news is that I am American, therefore I can become President. But don't forget: I am G.I. Joe.

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.

The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!