Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.

You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself.

When I was a kid at four years old, that's when I started amateur wrestling with my dad and family. And when that's instilled in you, it never goes away.

I'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth!

With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.

The Rock is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today.

When I was a kid, I was a combination of Elvis, Richard Pryor, and Harrison Ford from Indiana Jones. I didn't know the value of being able to make someone happy. What kid really understands that? It wasn't until I got into professional wrestling that I felt like, "Oh, it's not only incredibly gratifying to achieve something but also to make people happy".