You've got to keep your finger on the pulse of what your audience is thinking and know what they'll accept from you.

I can usually get the right connection with the crowd and I don't have to be jumping off ladders.

It doesn't matter what you think!

To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

I was brought up as an only child, and we were very close. But when I was 14, we got evicted. We came home to a padlock, and I looked up at my mom and she was crying, and there was nothing to do.

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.