Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!

You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself.

The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

The fact of the matter is this: Austin can take his ball, and go home. But as far as The Rock is concerned, as far as I'm concerned, this is home.

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!

I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning the devil says, "awe s***.. they're up".