I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now

I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well.

I write all the time, but you just want to be careful what you put out. That's all. You want to have the confidence that you've done what you need to do to it, because otherwise it's an exercise in vanity.

I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself.

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels.