I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself.

You can see desperation in people who are too eager to laugh because they're in such a hurry not to look at what's confronting them in their lives and that's kind of sad because there's a kind of pornographic aspect to it, of making some sort of pain go away, of hovering around a pain, making yourself numb, not feel anything.

Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world.

I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.

You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for Germany within Europe, also globally, economically ve are pretty good, ve have been better. But ve are very vibrant in the theater and arts...' and all the time you'll be listening to this, you're thinking Mmm, yeah, mmm... Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.