I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure.

Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.

Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off

I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel.

I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?

I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.

You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for Germany within Europe, also globally, economically ve are pretty good, ve have been better. But ve are very vibrant in the theater and arts...' and all the time you'll be listening to this, you're thinking Mmm, yeah, mmm... Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.