I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.

I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.

‎What's the weather like? ... It's fierce mild!

You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.

I dislike both of [candidates] but there's obviously no choice in the election - if you're concerned about the future of anything, you need to vote for Hillary Clinton.

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!

I have tried... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies.