It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.

I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?

I would never really analyse what I do. I leave that to other people - I'm not a critic. I just want to get on with whatever I have in hand, you know? Just try to make the best job of the available material.

You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land"

I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All texting eachother because they've given up on speech.

I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.

Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"