Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? Thereโs nothing worse to look at in the world.
Dylan MoranIf you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.
Dylan MoranI've lived in the UK for longer than I lived in Ireland. I'm not worried about myself, but it's ridiculous for youngsters.
Dylan Moran