The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts.
E. B. WhiteThere's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another.
E. B. WhiteDemocracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
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