When you say something, make sure you have said it. The chances of your having said it are only fair.
You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.
Life's accumulation is more discouraging than life itself, when stirred up.
Is there anything in the universe more beautiful and protective than the simple complexity of a spider's web?
I have one share in corporate Earth, and I am nervous about the management.
Semi-colons only prove that the author has been to college.