All a writer wants is to be read, and people are so flattering and lovely. I mean, there are witches out there as well. But most are so kind.

There's a very fine line between pleasure and pain. They are two sides of the same coin, one not existing without the other.

Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up.

Men aren't really complicated. They are very simple, literal creatures. They usually mean what they say. And we spend hours trying to analyze what they've said, when really it's obvious.

It's much easier to wear your pain on the outside.

God forbid that women have fantasies.

My inner goddes has her sequins on and is warming up to dance the rumba.